Except not.

Because, how do I internet?

Seriously don’t know. I am so not cut out for this.

May thoughtlessly post audio of me practicing my solo about now… because mmm, self-mutilation of the emotional kind.

Agh.

I’m stupid.

Agh.

I should just go kaploot.

AGH.

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why did i search spongebob on soundcloud

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I think Take The Pill just makes me cry in general.

Fuck.

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I forgot to mention that my neighbor was accidentally triggering.

  • Neighbor: She looks really good though
  • Mum: Yes, but she's getting to skinny.
  • Neighbor: What? No she's not. How tall are you? 5' 6"?
  • Me: Yeah...
  • Neighbor: Oh yeah, her minimum is 125.
  • .... No it's not. Please don't say that.

Why must my mind ask me “big” questions first thing in the morning?

Thank God I’m usually to tired to remember what exactly they were once I’m actually getting my morning going.

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